I want to be the voice of a radio station playing in the background at a trailer park on an episode of Cops. That's how you know you made it.

Is the world going to end this Saturday? Why didn't anyone tell me!??

I was a little excited (surprised) when I heard 2 Live Crew was playing Mayfest...then I learned its actually POO Live Crew...

Something about shopping for mom at a site called "Sherries Berries" seems really wrong...