How the hell did I go this long without watching Sling Blade? wow

I just came within a millimeter of having to make a very unfortunate phone call to the studio engineers....phewwwww

Though it may be detrimental to my employment, i believe i am a Cock fan today!

Et Tu, TCU?

Nothing more sexy than Dr. Ruth Westheimer talkin' about morning coitus...slow news day?

I just learned on Fox News its "Don't touch my junk" Monday! I think we should get the day off.

I think I might have just hung out with Jesse eisenbergs brother

Making a commercial which includes Hayes Carll. Maybe I'll use this song - "If I ever find Jesus I'm Kickin' his ass"

FUZZY'S!!!!

Trebek said "Coxless Pairs"

I'm about to work a boom mic for something you may want to see at Kscs.com

Now whenever I see a Brinks truck I look for Ben Affleck to come running with an assault rifle.

I think I pulled a muscle writing copy. I hate writing copy.

I was just told its 151 days til opening day 2011. Who's in!?!?

So no matter what happens from here on Nick Swisher and the Yankees are cheaters right?

We have the prime tailgate spot. About 4.5 hrs til gametime. Good times

I just heard this on FoxNews: "The use of the word whore is an insult." OK. Got it.

There is a chance my productivity decreases now...Rangers Playoff Baseball!!

"It's Enrico Palazzo!"

Not sure if this fortune cookie works: "A small gift can bring joy to the whole family....in bed."

Haven't posted in a while so - Today I declare Quiznos cups have the structural integrity of tissue paper...wet tissue paper.

I dare 3 people to tell me why Jimmy Fallon is funny. He seems nice at least, but damn.

1 day 'til Rangers v Red Sox and 2 days 'til I cut up some fish in Shreveport (or donk off some $)

Watching the local CBS nfl production crew makes me really appreciate the national nfl crew!

Boss: Hey Jimmy. Run this envelope over to the defense dept. Jimmy:ok! Don't be late or..... http://ping.fm/6fWNh

Have fun with Dez! (BTW...If he doesn't catch touchdown passes, then what?) http://ping.fm/NrGH0

Can you OD on Vitamin C? It might be happening to me.

There's a tv channel called "EARTH" which has a constant image of...yep...Planet Earth. I like it better than the E! Network.

Something I never thought I'd say. I'm going to Blues Traveler tonight!

Goooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!!

I can't figure out why any of the Kardashians are famous...BUT for some reason I watched a whole episode. I quote, "They bedazzle vaginas now"

For Soccer fans... http://ping.fm/6hnQx

Officially out though I've been crippled for an hour. gonna eat dinner with 2 poker powerhouses! (Tom and Dan)

Getting set to start event 24 at wsop. No one of note at my table yet

The Rio is much different Sunday 11am than Saturday at midnight. Not the same "people" milling about

I plan to post some fun vids this time at the WSOP, I believe for now I will just put them on my FB if you wanna see. Soon I will not be on official LONG Vaca!

Went into Frys for a single 1.79 battery. Spent $111 bucks. Damn it Frys.

making a country spot which calls for....an MC Hammer song. Now which of the many great's do I use?

I like when I watch a DVR show and find out I was in VERY severe weather danger and might have wanted to take cover, 6 days ago.

I just kicked major ass at laser tag. We're going again!!!!

I've watched a sum total of 34 minutes of Idol this season. I would have bet my house that the girl would win. Is this surprising to any regular viewers?? Seems bad to me.

I was trying to post a video on my website and I believe I broke it. The site. The whole site is gone. This could be bad right?

...so....yeah...Lost. It's all so clear now. The Dog did it. Right?

I swear this yaz ad(birth control) just had 2 lesbians in it. Big pregnancy risk there?

I agree. This has to be a sign the end is near... http://ping.fm/QV9X8

Its funny when local TV news anchors say band names "Vampire weekend" "Deadmau5" like they were speaking another language, scared they would screw it up....nerds

ok so Justin Bieber is basically going to be Michael Jackson, Corey Haim, River Phoenix, Macaulay Culkin and maybe that kid Scott Schwartz from "The Toy" all in one....right?

So, apparently I just passed Kristy Swanson in the elevator. Had no idea.

wtf http://ping.fm/x5dHM

"Kindly get your groin off my desk"

The first person to ever couple peanut butter and jelly is one of my heroes.

Cary Brothers covers "Something About You" on the latest album. I am always fascinated at the songs artists choose to cover.

Big happenin's today! (I also made a promo that might get me thrown off the 9th floor of the building by a very large group of society)

If you are a 7 year old girl you WISH you were at KSCS right now!

...and with the best cameo of the year...Will Ferrell. "Happy Birthday Bitches!"

Today my life was a country song and it just culminated with my microwave blowing up. (BIG white bolt of unholy ferocious hell shot out the back of it)

I'm VIP in uptown Dallas. Anyone who knows me, knows that ain't the norm.

Kscs.com. Live from Texas motor speedway. I am the associate producer! So it's awesome!!

Today Final Jeopardy was the easiest question of the whole day...and celebrities are really dumb.

I know for sure I don't want to be a King Crab Fisherman

Never thought I would utter these words but...I went to an Ani DeFranco concert tonight. (Buddy Wakefield is Epic)

well...just did my taxes. though I don't think I did anything illegal I still feel dirty, like a trip to prison is in my future

Gruene Texas! Gristmill then Bleu Edmonson at Gruene Hall!

Pulling into San Antonio!! Let the weekend begin!

now its on the front page of espn.com??? come on!??!! http://ping.fm/UMbOO

If Lost concludes with someone awakening from a dream I might do something regrettable.

seems like a good book. http://ping.fm/7nfjh

Looking forward to work so I can recover from the weekend. And see Crazyheart, it's gooooood

You ever walk behind someone and think, "wow this might be the first time this person has ever walked in public."

New Cary Brothers. Album is finally coming out April 6th. www.carybrothers.com/

So far "hot tub time-machine" has 100% on RT. Sounds about right to me!

Everyone getting your brackets filled out? I'm torn between Syracuse, Kansas and N Texas taking the title....

Breakfast for Lunch!!

Almost time for paqiao...paqiou...paqeio...uh Manny vs Clottey!

I am the only sober person at the KSCS complex today

Today, I met the biggest hillbilly I've ever met in my life. (Her name rhymes with "Jelly Stickler")

I want to thank the dog next door for shutting his face just long enough for me to do 90 seconds of VO.

Lost immigrants doing wagon wheel at white elephant!! Nothing better

Watched Idol for the first time in years tonight (will be my last) Ellen = Funny person and AWFUL judge. She confused a piano with a guitar.

Tomorrow, DFW Jimmy John's are selling $1 subs! Its a Christmas Miracle!!

I imagine Dave and Bill chillin' with cigars and brandy on any random Sunday afternoon. http://ping.fm/M39vp

I realize I haven't updated a status in a while. If you haven't seen "How to Make it in America" yet...take it for a spin.

Are the Olympics over yet? http://ping.fm/wxavA

Television: wanna know why I fast forward through your commercials? Because you put "LBL" commercials on while I eat.

I don't dish out Political beliefs hardly ever BUT at least give the guy a look... http://ping.fm/7yaEu

I think the Beach Boys are the greatest American Band. Then I hear this band on HIMYM. found it. "Forever" http://ping.fm/38cIJ

Forgot to post earlier. To all my nerd audio and voiceover friends: New podcast is up. Steve Sykes is the guest. www.ryanontheradio.com

alright. I tried. I watched women's snowboarding for about 20 minutes. 1 out 6 that I have seen did NOT fall down. I am done now.

So...when am I gonna start getting lectured to about "global cooling'?

...just saw the scene where Elaine makes George Motorboat her...classic

What did the Morans do? http://ping.fm/zwr9S

Tight traffic. 70 mph. Extention ladder draped across I-30. Me go airborne. 3 days later... Flat tire. Ugggg

If you want to wirelessly watch your laptop on your BIG TV, I got this and its AWESOME!!! http://ping.fm/JNr2n

This should make you laugh. Nerds. Classic. http://ping.fm/6S626

America - Stop it already. We are getting dangerously close to appearing like we might consider electing her to an office that matters. http://ping.fm/lHI0W

www.ryanontheradio.com is all redesigned and neat. Check it out but there still might be some bugs to work out so be prepared...

From the wise words of Ice Cube "Today was a good day" for KSCS radio. Also... My new website might be online in a mere couple hours...

I just listened to some of the first radio production I ever did, around 98/99. I now need a shower. It was just awful. Why anyone ever gave me a job is baffling!

I feel like a commodious pile of insensitive douche.

Radio's "Hawkeye" on KSCS Dallas was one of the first to have an Apple iPad... jealous? http://ping.fm/VKkPo

Radio's "Hawkeye" on KSCS Dallas was one of the first to have an Apple iPad... jealous? http://ping.fm/kKqHK

Without referencing the bible, I dare you to use "tittle" in a sentence, properly.

There's so much pain in those eyes... http://ping.fm/y1Wme

That might be the first time all year a kicker did something of value! Vikes Fans: Enjoy 6 months of Brett screwing with you!

For those looking for the perfect B-Day gift for me, which is only 9 short months away, I want to sit in on a writing session for a soap opera. It would be HILARIOUS!!!

I typically don't watch this pinko commie "newscast" but Jon can get stuff right when he wants to. http://ping.fm/gJgPm

Jimmie Johnson was AP athlete of the year??? Athlete? Has the AP seen Football, Baseball, Basketball, Hockey, Soccer, Lacrosse, Tennis, rec league softball? Darts????

I think this is a good ad. http://ping.fm/GRSEL

grade school was a difficult time indeed... http://ping.fm/L6qMS

This Just In: Mark Mcgwire Admits to using Steroids. No way. Also did you know Water is wet. 2+2 = 4. The Earth is ROUND!

if you are offended by the F-word then this might not be for you. If you are offended by a 4 yr old saying the f-word then this ISN'T for you. CLASSIC http://ping.fm/lWQol

So the Whataburger guy is the U of Texas Guy? ok

You know you work for a "heritage" station when you update on-air elements that were previously recorded in 1996.

With sadness in my heart I officially announce that I am DONE with Scrubs. Its like Saved By the Bell: The College Years - except worse.

How much did Pedigree have to pay David Duchovny to play the part of a dog discussing his stool?

In case anyone wants to see the biggest hand in online poker history... http://ping.fm/BCCq1

In the right rear speaker of the Jets game (in surround) I am hearing the crowd, clearly, chant "Dirty Sanchez" Well done Jets Fans.

First: I would NEVER live in this climate again! Second: That they coninue to try and drive away alleviates me of any sympathy. http://ping.fm/F9B3c