That Fast Five (a truly awful movie) is the most stolen movie of 2011 makes me both happy and sad
http://ping.fm/jhw9a

At least the Raiders have the guys-who-use-their-feet-thing figured out...the rest will come eventually.

Pretty good week. http://ping.fm/IhSQV

Reverse psychological marketing? http://ping.fm/vOMvf

I got a new knife set and it took me almost 12 seconds to cut myself. So I guess that means they work.

If you post your audio demos in Quicktime format only I will never hear them...I may not be the only one.

I got no less than 7 laughs out of this video http://ping.fm/EnJNP

Monday night Cowboys game means I take the long way home (and watch HIMYM)

If you aren't careful I'll report you to ATTACK WATCH!!!! http://ping.fm/P2ApV

I just got a new book! Braindead Creative Help - From the guys at KROQ and Jack in L.A. - read a chapter here http://ping.fm/2vIGb

Colorado State University is on Fox News for being awesome to Vets.

If you are into reliving Sep. 11th and getting chills and, perhaps, being sad, this link may be for you.
http://ping.fm/VYGnk

The next time I see someone "Batmanning" - I'm turning them in a Pinata...

For the first time in probably 24 years I needed one, but realized I do not have a single pencil in my entire house. I just can't bring myself to actually pay money for pencils.

I have to dress like an adult later today AND tomorrow. Anyone who knows me knows that is lame. OR maybe I should start dressing like an adult everyday?

The zipper on my brand new pair of shorts won't stay up. Figured it out about 4 hours into my day. So there's that.

I just realized Ton from Auction Hunters is also the guitarist in Bowling for Soup....

Thanks to the EYB and their producer for making music that makes my job easy...

I got not one, but TWO fortune cookies! Its a good day.

I think I've had it with people saying anything more than "100%" - its all there is right?

If you've never experienced "NeilMed SinuFlo Ready Rinse"...prepare for a wild ride. Not sure if it actually did anything but make my brain tickle.

Well....I got selected to be on the jury. Time to serve justice!

I'm not sure I see why Spotify is so great. Isn't Grooveshark pretty much the same thing?

Alright!! I'm watching women's soccer. Riveting.

editing some John Willyard audio and adding to my growing list of classic Willyard outtakes...

Are you on Google+? http://gplus.to/drean

I can't be the only one to think 'planking' is a complete waste of time? Why do people think its cool? Plus Xzibit says its racist!

I am planning breakfast for dinner tonight so its going to be a GREAT Thursday! (Brinner?)

So now how the hell am I supposed to get my daily "court-room-drama-that-doesn't-actually-affect-my-life-in-any-measurable-way" fix??

Surprise. ZERO of the 12 least intelligent Americans want to face the press.

I hope you were watching the Anthony trial. This idiot has made me LOL big time. "12 dollars in savings"

About 8 hours 'til my 5 day shut down...

I saw the last 4 minutes of Game 4. Plenty. I still believe that I have never actually seen a Mavs Loss....

Well...I got my first friend request from a dog today on Facebook. So, that happened.

I want to be the voice of a radio station playing in the background at a trailer park on an episode of Cops. That's how you know you made it.

Is the world going to end this Saturday? Why didn't anyone tell me!??

I was a little excited (surprised) when I heard 2 Live Crew was playing Mayfest...then I learned its actually POO Live Crew...

Something about shopping for mom at a site called "Sherries Berries" seems really wrong...

First dodger game in 17 years! !

The soundcloud guy basically just called john dickey an idiot. He's hardcore

Lee Abrams is awesome.

Didn't really need another reason to dislike the SF Giants...

Just rode the Texas giant. I am complete

Jason Aldean's new song, Dirt Road Anthem, caused me to make an involuntary motion towards the stop button at about the 46th second.

My city, Arlington, has the best water in Texas. Which may be like having the best school district in West Virginia, but we'll take it!

I can safely say I will NEVER be an Extreme Couponer.

The red sox can surely suck it now.....

Been needing some inspiration or just a kick in the ass. Perhaps Reaper will do the trick?

Allan Peck just ruined my day.

3 years away from Verizon because of their terrible customer service. Back on board only a few days - I can already see nothing's changed!

4 O'Clock News: Human breast milk ice-cream - Good or Bad? Gripping.

Fuzzy's never fails on a Friday!

On the CBS national bracket challenge I am currently ranked....760178. So that's exciting

I guess I am a Northern Colorado hoops fan right now...

I think if you aren't just a little moved by Forrest Gump you may be without a soul.

So, Charlie Sheen has simply lost his mind right? I guess Its not funny? Perhaps I shouldn't be laughing?

Well, it looks like I may not have to suffer through the next version of Superman. Thanks Lindsay!

no rolling blackout for me! Now I will drive like I play golf - I will grip it and rip it...with my eyes closed

Just saw first (of many) Pittsburgh fans milling about. They were holding a baby so I didn't do or say anything untoward...this time.

My Throat feels like someone used a Slap Chop on it.

Caleb Hanie! Now I can root for Chicago!

The BK stuffed steakhouse looks like someone threw up inside a Burger. Ill pass.

So Last night one person thought I was 23 another thought I was 37. Guess which was sober?

Stutter Edit is out...I'll be back in a week or so.

Seahawk mania?

Whilst reading copy I had a great Ron Burgundy Moment. It was awesome.

I know they're for children but I gotta get a Gyro Bowl!!