I feel like a commodious pile of insensitive douche.

Radio's "Hawkeye" on KSCS Dallas was one of the first to have an Apple iPad... jealous? http://ping.fm/VKkPo

Radio's "Hawkeye" on KSCS Dallas was one of the first to have an Apple iPad... jealous? http://ping.fm/kKqHK

Without referencing the bible, I dare you to use "tittle" in a sentence, properly.

There's so much pain in those eyes... http://ping.fm/y1Wme

That might be the first time all year a kicker did something of value! Vikes Fans: Enjoy 6 months of Brett screwing with you!

For those looking for the perfect B-Day gift for me, which is only 9 short months away, I want to sit in on a writing session for a soap opera. It would be HILARIOUS!!!

I typically don't watch this pinko commie "newscast" but Jon can get stuff right when he wants to. http://ping.fm/gJgPm

Jimmie Johnson was AP athlete of the year??? Athlete? Has the AP seen Football, Baseball, Basketball, Hockey, Soccer, Lacrosse, Tennis, rec league softball? Darts????

I think this is a good ad. http://ping.fm/GRSEL

grade school was a difficult time indeed... http://ping.fm/L6qMS

This Just In: Mark Mcgwire Admits to using Steroids. No way. Also did you know Water is wet. 2+2 = 4. The Earth is ROUND!

if you are offended by the F-word then this might not be for you. If you are offended by a 4 yr old saying the f-word then this ISN'T for you. CLASSIC http://ping.fm/lWQol

So the Whataburger guy is the U of Texas Guy? ok

You know you work for a "heritage" station when you update on-air elements that were previously recorded in 1996.

With sadness in my heart I officially announce that I am DONE with Scrubs. Its like Saved By the Bell: The College Years - except worse.

How much did Pedigree have to pay David Duchovny to play the part of a dog discussing his stool?

In case anyone wants to see the biggest hand in online poker history... http://ping.fm/BCCq1

In the right rear speaker of the Jets game (in surround) I am hearing the crowd, clearly, chant "Dirty Sanchez" Well done Jets Fans.

First: I would NEVER live in this climate again! Second: That they coninue to try and drive away alleviates me of any sympathy. http://ping.fm/F9B3c