"It's Enrico Palazzo!"

Not sure if this fortune cookie works: "A small gift can bring joy to the whole family....in bed."

Haven't posted in a while so - Today I declare Quiznos cups have the structural integrity of tissue paper...wet tissue paper.

I dare 3 people to tell me why Jimmy Fallon is funny. He seems nice at least, but damn.

1 day 'til Rangers v Red Sox and 2 days 'til I cut up some fish in Shreveport (or donk off some $)

Watching the local CBS nfl production crew makes me really appreciate the national nfl crew!

Boss: Hey Jimmy. Run this envelope over to the defense dept. Jimmy:ok! Don't be late or..... http://ping.fm/6fWNh