Now whenever I see a Brinks truck I look for Ben Affleck to come running with an assault rifle.

I think I pulled a muscle writing copy. I hate writing copy.

I was just told its 151 days til opening day 2011. Who's in!?!?

So no matter what happens from here on Nick Swisher and the Yankees are cheaters right?

We have the prime tailgate spot. About 4.5 hrs til gametime. Good times

I just heard this on FoxNews: "The use of the word whore is an insult." OK. Got it.

There is a chance my productivity decreases now...Rangers Playoff Baseball!!