Today, I met the biggest hillbilly I've ever met in my life. (Her name rhymes with "Jelly Stickler")

I want to thank the dog next door for shutting his face just long enough for me to do 90 seconds of VO.

Lost immigrants doing wagon wheel at white elephant!! Nothing better

Watched Idol for the first time in years tonight (will be my last) Ellen = Funny person and AWFUL judge. She confused a piano with a guitar.

Tomorrow, DFW Jimmy John's are selling $1 subs! Its a Christmas Miracle!!

I imagine Dave and Bill chillin' with cigars and brandy on any random Sunday afternoon. http://ping.fm/M39vp

I realize I haven't updated a status in a while. If you haven't seen "How to Make it in America" yet...take it for a spin.