For those looking for the perfect B-Day gift for me, which is only 9 short months away, I want to sit in on a writing session for a soap opera. It would be HILARIOUS!!!

I typically don't watch this pinko commie "newscast" but Jon can get stuff right when he wants to. http://ping.fm/gJgPm

Jimmie Johnson was AP athlete of the year??? Athlete? Has the AP seen Football, Baseball, Basketball, Hockey, Soccer, Lacrosse, Tennis, rec league softball? Darts????

I think this is a good ad. http://ping.fm/GRSEL

grade school was a difficult time indeed... http://ping.fm/L6qMS

This Just In: Mark Mcgwire Admits to using Steroids. No way. Also did you know Water is wet. 2+2 = 4. The Earth is ROUND!

if you are offended by the F-word then this might not be for you. If you are offended by a 4 yr old saying the f-word then this ISN'T for you. CLASSIC http://ping.fm/lWQol